HANDY HINTS: TIPS FOR LIFE

Today I am sharing with you some tools I have learnt. They're pretty versatile and work for life and happiness and success. Its the wisdom of a 2 year old or as as I like to call it wisdom² :

1      How to get noticed

Make a very smelly poop in public. Exclaim loudly “POOP, POOP”.   Pull a funny face and wave your hand in front of your nose in disgust. Laugh uproariously.

2      How to motivate people in to getting out of bed early

Poke them in the eye. When you hear the “OUCH”, you know they are awake. Trust me, nothing else works. They pretend to be sleeping. This works every time.

3      How to stay young at heart

Jump on the bed. Play fall down. Laugh when the springs snap.

4      How to stay happy

Never say no when offered chocolate. Never. Simple as that.

5      How to accumulate wealth

When offered “money or the box” always take the money. Hide it where no-one can find it.

6      How to keep fit

Every time you hear music stop what you are doing and dance. Use every muscle in your body. Shake it. Dance everywhere. Shopping malls always get you smiles.

7      How to win at cards

Eat the ones you don’t like. Look around and shrug innocently. Say: ”What happened?”

8      How to be self-confident

Look at yourself in the mirror every day. Point at your reflection. Say: “pretty”.

9      How to conquer the world

Be adventurous. Try something new every day. Just a hint, though – shampoo does not taste like it smells.

10  How to succeed

NEVER take no for an answer. Be determined. Be creative. Smile. Cry. Have an occasional tantrum. Make yourself heard. Laugh a lot. Remember size and strength are not obstacles to achieving what you want.